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golddustdyke:

june is NOT pride month. it’s the month when people on the internet who have never been in irl lgbt spaces or have irl lgbt friends will be like “lgbt people need to STOP sucking and FUCKING during pride parades” and then when you go to a parade, instead of seeing the promised sucking and fucking, you get pelted with gay pens from bank of america 

unrelentingcheeseburgers-ss13:

It’s Elephants Foot Friday!!!!

RB to instantly receive 8000 roentgens of radiation

these-dead-streets:

Reblog this and put if you’re taller or shorter than the person you reblogged it from im curious.. I’m 6'1

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thesebonesbite:

uberfluss:

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Magnus Archives fan I see

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Yeah this checks out

z-arcane:

qzvk:

everyone has to stop making posts like “the world’s loneliest ant has died in secret” its making me sad

the worlds happiest ant has found large strawberry crumb

illulucthulhu:

𝐆𝐍 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 –  𝑹𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑨𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓… (𝑯𝒂𝒛𝒃𝒊𝒏 𝑯𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒍)

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𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: After you finally started a relationship with Alastor, he’s been nothing but loving. Here are some of the few ways he shows his appreciation.

(𝐀/𝐍): I promise I’m not neglecting the Crimson idea I’m just getting swamped loll

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠(𝐬): Tooth rotting fluff, will make you feel single, Alastor says he doesn’t want kids but its only like one sentence so you can skip it

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wildchallenger:

joseph: hermit purple..!! we have to take a picture of dio..!!!!

dio in his stupid mansion:

chainsawgirlfriend:

My take on Mr. Widemouth / AKA. Slurby